BONK'S BURGERS
"MEAT MEAT MEAT - BEEF - STEAK - FLAME-BO'D SLAB-O-FLESH (I tried to be a vegetarian and demolish the beef industry. It didn't work) Where are the BEST BURGERS IN TOWN??"
ZEITGEIST...8: has some dang tasty charry burgers for five bucks, but you never know WHEN they're serving (and they're not consistently "the best")
BISCUITS and BLUES...7: on Mason Street has real good steak. But it's small. But it comes with mashed potatoes, corn and biscuit, $12. Slow-ass waitresses.
ORIGINAL JOE'S... 7:on Taylor Street has gigantic yummy charcoaled burgers and burger-steaks (around $10). But the salt and grease will take you down. But the cool skaky old Italian waiters with attitude are worth it. Big, greasy Italian food too (good deals).
TAD'S STEAK HOUSE...6: on Powell Street has shitty steak. Get the CHICKEN - it's a big half-bird, potato and salad for $8 (?)
BURGER JOINT...3 Burger Joint burgers have never impressed me. I mean, they're supposed to be all PC-goody-goody beef, right, but they taste like shit. They be all dry and they got these big globs of grissle in them. And I can't get out of that place without spending $15. I don't get that place.

BRAINWASH ...0...has the worst burgers in the world, last time I chomped.

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