Hey guess what?! There's a band out there called Shrimpmeat!! Shannon from Vancouver B.C. (those crazy Canadians) e-mailed and said that they "tend to rawk," sounds good to me.Their website is: www.faceplant.org/shrimpmeat She says, "We have aspirations etc. of playing in San Francisco some fine day... Do you folks ever, like, hang with musicians? Set us up! In any case, I do enjoy your site! great shrimp!" So set them up in the shrimpiest way you can. ---Izzy

SWEARING

Fucking Hell

Swearing Saves

Hell Shit Fire

You Fucking Suck.

Fuck Hate!

RELIGIOUS

Hail Jesus

Satanic Satanists

Colt 45 is my God

God Squad

Demons Hate Noise

The Nunnies

My God, The Meat

Black Witch

Angel Goat

God Protect Me From Your Followers

The Jesus Only Holy Club

Dashboard Lucifers

Bourbon Tabernacle

Choir Queens For a Day

Joe Harvey's Witnesses

Unholy Trinity

Pastor Tosti

Stereophonic Demonic

Creednots

HOT ROD/TRUCK/CAR

Shopping Cart Melee

Cart Derby

Mucho Melee

Shopping Cart Highway

I Breaka Your Face

Psychobilly Cadillac

Jacked Up

65 Falcon

The Anti-Chryslers

OTHER

The Brainiacs

Icelandic Imbicels

I'm With Stupid

Mankini

The Mystery Machine

Close But No Cigar

Yaron

Tinnitis

Forty Marshalls and a Fool

Sign-us-itis

The Cuspidors

The Lily Guilders

Happa Operator

Antisizer

The Flame Retardants

The Newest Thing in the Entire World

"the electric blue ingenious malevolent blob and mixed up fabulous octogenarian convention"

Thin Whispy Sliver of a Discoball

Windbreaker (must be written in black metal letters)

The Disposable Plastic Tubes

The Sanitizers

Goomba Paradise

My God You Ugly

Fugly

Fool Pool

Intra-Cranial Enhancement Jockeys

Black Astronaut

Black Urine

Extreme Warning

The Whiners

From Whence You Came

The Belching Felchers

Boregushborg

Cirith Sagoth Fagbath

The Dong-thirsty Wang Riders

N2DEEP

Toggle

Negligent Electrician

Fast Cash Freaks

Saved Baby Hair

Hawk a Loogie in a Plastic Bag

DeeJay DeeKay

Flatulence Survivors

Stufftight (all girl).

Ned Beatty's 'Roids

Grandma's Panty Drawer

Billy Jo Shitstix

Big Daddy

Crippled Sabatore

She-Male Gymnist

The Nocturnal Emissions (all-male band)

skp (it means scape in sapanish: escape)

Foobar

Dead End Job

Second Chance Therapy

My Father's Car

Out of Focus

Average Rubber Band

Cave Dwellers from Hell

Obese Queen

Banal Retentives

Funka Funka Funka

Nation of Negroes

Nervous Universe

Vava

Makaka

Neatness Counts

Tepee Wigwam

Funky Henways

We Groove, Therefore We Are

The Root Of Squink

Nervous Idiots

Booger Nibblets

Ding Goes the Bell

FIRST NAMES

I Heart Isabel

Miss Mary Mack

Ruby

Amy's Banned

Jack Chic

Army of Steves

Steve

Team Steve

My Roommate Steve

Izzy's Tizzy

Stick to Billy

Al's Anon

Brian's Offensive Jelly-Beans

Pill Poppin' Pammy

Steve's Yearbook

Sandy Pen

Bevis Dodge

Hail Myra

Veronica Says So

Make Room For Nigel

SEXUAL REFERENCES

Filthy Cunt

Flaming Twats on Fire

Incubators

Stop the Incubating

Sausage Party

The Reproductive Organs of Flowers

The Whoremoans

The Tamponics

Pussy Pleather

Los Bandidos de la Anus

Jugglin' Pistachios

Whore's Relish

Tranny Welders

Penile Drip

Black Jesus Clitoris

If It's Got Grass

Nasty Bits

Whores on Parade

Anus And Andy

Dr. Ron's Beef Injection

Balls On Chin

Sperm Bank

Spanish Moss (referring to her pubes)

Oral Enema

Sexotix or Sexotics

Orgasmommy

The Nutsacks

Tits On A Ritz

Lesbian Eggplant

Androgynauts

Septic Shaft

Singer/Schlong-Rider

The Master Batters

Mullet Muncher

General Genitals Sex Army

Anal Leakage

Glob of Fat

Orifices

Strainuranus

Sister Fister

The Spit Pimps

Grandpa's Rubber Dick

Broken Boner

ANIMAL REFERENCES

Furr Ball

My Cat

The Pet

Kickin' Chicken!

Bunny Lane

White Elephant Graveyard

Sanitized Chicken

Fur Burger

Shrimp

Wing of the Pigeon (could it get better?---ed.)

Double Dawgz

Stoopit Dawgs

Ticks on Acid

Suiform Sockets (has to have a picture of a pig on label)

Black Rabbit of Inle'

Blow Cow

Me-Yow!

Bovine Excrement

Whips, Chains And Great Danes

Gerbils Not Allowed

Dogs In Heat

Puppyjelly

Dogs Are Loud

Cowfloppers

Cringing Pig

FOOD REFERENCES

Pizza Frenzy

Meaty Bits

Meatments

Flavor Saver

Sloppy Seconds

Soup Kitchen

Hash Whites

Happy Juice

Finger Food

Homeless & Hungry

No Drink Tickets

The Most Disturbing Fruit Salad I Ever Had

Chick Pea (all girl band)

Reeb Beer

The Eating is Done

Sausage Snack

Meat Feast

Brains Burrito

Cherry Mustache

Tofu Manchew (name for an all-vegetarian-cannibal band)

The Good White Crackers

Little Black Bean

Shrimppuppets

Eat It Now

Sweet Meat

The Screaming Corn Dogs (a beautiful name)

Peanut Chew On This

Prime Time Heartburn

Anaconda Cheesecake

Popsicle

The Groovy Lemons

MONKEY REFERENCES

Man Ape

Ape or AstroApe

Ape

Yeknom (monkey backwards)

D.J. Opposable Thumbs

Zyphoid Process

Cave Man Took Over

I Am Ape

Hairy Krishna

Eat Ape

Green Sock Monkey

POP CULT REFERENCES

Jerry's Dead Shave Your Head

Jim Morrison is Alive

Elvis Lives

Janis Joplin Didn't Die

I Saw Bigfoot

I Fucked Loch Ness

Four Non Dumbs

Ozzy's Wifes

Iggy's Boyfriends

Freddy's Dead Meat

Carrie

Kelsey Grammer Salutes Jack Benny

Phil from Pantera

Tom Cruise

Steve John

Darth Mall

Felonious Punk

Sans Luis Opispo

Mall Hair

Britney Spears Is The Devil

Vanilla Heat

Johnny Bellyup (formerly Johnny Dotcom)

Puff Merle Doggy Travis

The Fantabulous Sam I Ams

I Can't Believe it's Not Shit

BODY PARTS

Finger

Stinky Toe Jam

Xeroxed Butt

Tits Ahoy

Ear Fry

Buck Tooth

Toe

Fecal Eye

Potato Pussy

My Taste Bud Ate You

Canker Sore

Spit Lips

Buttcheek Bonanza

The Ear Mites

Stapled Finger

Flesh Corrupts

Flesh Collision

Numnutz

Hairy Armpitz

Twinkle Toes and the Meatsocks

POLITICAL STATEMENTS

Bush Munch

Monica Lewd

Eat Bush, Suck Dick

Crowded Bush

First Twins (see www.thefirsttwins.com)

anger at the insurance industry

"bureaucracy of noisy, suspicious gentlemen"

Dubya is a Sock Monkey

Dubya R Us

I Hate Pigs

Chelsea Clinton

Whatever Hitler

De Hoop Scheffer (dutch ex-politician)

Cop Pox

Cop Pollination

Osama Din Louden

Jenna's Bush K-Y Jellyfish

....AND THE....

Andre and the Villandronauts

Meaty and the Meaters

Streppocacolous & the Household Germs (sp?)

Gus Heretic and the Religious Mumbo Jumbo Band

Jiffylube and the Astroglides

Monsieur Fromage and the Stinks

Art Bell and the Shadow People

Christopher Lowell and the All-Star Fabric Band

Art Carle and the Meltones

Lisa and the Knees

Shelley and the Skeletal Remains

Nathan And The Nutsacks

Wally Walston and the Walltones

No Nuke and the Reactors

Long John and the Gonads

Jonny Gash and the Jazzmags (porn mags)

SIGNS

Greek Imports

Discount Laundry

Coin Op

Wang Fat

Hung Yen

Hill Top Grocery

Maximum Occupancy

MEDICAL CATEGORY:

Sputum

Uvula (sounds like a new Danish rock group)

The Speculums

The Protease Inhibitors

Turn Your Head & Cough

The Fibulas

The Pap Smears

The Sphinctors!

RAP

Rap-Stick

What's Rappenin'

Rap in a Can

Charlie Rap'lin

Bid Me Rap

Rap Chuck

COUNTRY/WESTERN

The Mad Cows

The Dead Cowboys

Urban Hicks

Cowbooties

Zabadu

CYBER

The Browsers

Chat Room

Cybermaniacs

dot.com

Sign-Offs

I Hate Your Site

BLUES

Yellow and Blue makes Vomit

Blue til Dawn

Memphis Stewed [Memphis, TN "Origin of the Blues" Reference]

Blue Fuzz [Great for the distorted Blues!]

Swimming in the Deep Blue

Blue Light Special

Blue, because Green Didn't Work

How Blue

Blued Immaculate [Psychodelic Blues?]

Blued, Not Screwed, and too Tattooed

ANACRONYMS

G.A.S.M. (Grade A Satan Meat)

J.E.T. (Jesus Eats Too)

M.P.A. (Marc Powell's Army)

LOVE RELATED

This is My Heart, Where is My T-Shirt?

Lonely Night of the Long-Distance Hunter

Just Lust

Love In Love Out

But You Said "Love"

Love Whipped

Co-Dependent Love Munch

Rest Stop Romeos

The Isosceles Love Triangle

The Sixth Dimension of Love

TWEAK & DEATH RELATED

Tweakerthon 6000

Tweak or be Tweaked

Tweak till Death

Tweakerator X

Crib Death

The DeComposers

Fatal Haircut

Letter-Opener of Death

Tweak and Destroy