Personality Advice

PERSONALITY ADVICE FOR YOU

OWL: SMILE SMILE SMILE! AND GOSSIP LIKE A PIG!

DUDELY: JUST BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND LIKES SOMEONE DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL.

SHRIMPMEAT: BE NICE TO PEOPLE THAT YOU LIKE. DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE AND YELL. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN EVERYTHING.

BONK: Don't be an asshole. Don't repeat yourself. Don't repeat what you just read in some art book. Don't repeat what you just read in the SF Weekly. Don't yell in my ear. Don't interrupt me. Stop talking about yourself. Shut up about your pathetic break-ups. We've all been there and done that. Gossip with pride. Analyze. Speculate. Embellish. Don't wear perfume. And don't put air fresheners in your car. Don't open people's refrigerators unless you get offered. Don't say "sweet" or "it's all good" or "fuckin-A" Don't spit on people when you talk. Don't nickel-and-dime people. You'll never save in bucks what you lose in reputation. Pay for the drinks or fuck off and stop mooching. Get over yourself.