HOUSEHOLD ADVICE
SHRIMPMEAT: DON'T BUY A LOT OF DISHES, ONLY HAVE THE BARE MINUMUM...THAT WAY THERE WILL NEVER BE A HUGE PILE OF DIRTY DISHES (JUST A LITTLE PILE).
DUDELY: STAY IN THE BATHROOM WHILE THE BATHTUB IS FILLING UP.
LOOPED: BREAK YOUR EGGS INTO A BOWL. MICROWAVE. THEY'RE FLUFFY JUST LIKE AT MCDONALD'S.

WAG: Set out your outfit the night before and place your wallet and keys on your pile of fresh clothes. The two things I waste the most time on are:

+ Fashion decisions

+ key, wallet searching

 

Photo credits: Bob Stafford