FENG SHUI ADVICE
WAG: TURN FURNITURE (BED, DESK, TABLES, CHAIRS, ETC.) AT A SLIGHT ANGLE FROM THE WALLS. I SLEEP MUCH BETTER IF I AM NOT IN SYNC WITH MY HOUSE. ALL THE PREVIOUS TENANTS HAVE CONTAMINATED THE PERFECTLY PERPENDICULAR AND PARALLEL DIRECTIONS IN ANY HOUSE.
OWLBOT: DON'T HAVE A MIRROR AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED, IT REFLECTS BAD ENERGY FROM DREAMS BACK TO YOU.
OWLBOT: DON'T SIT WITH YOUR BACK TO A DOOR. BAD FENG SHUI. SHRIMPMEAT: FISH TANKS ARE SUPPOSEDLY REALLY GOOD FENG SHUI.

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