OWLBOT'S CAREER ADVICE:

BEFORE GOING TO AN INTERVIEW FOR A FANCY OFFICE JOB YOU REALLY WANT: CRUMPLE UP YOUR RESUME, WIPE IT IN SOME DOGSHIT, BURN THE EDGES. THIS WILL LET 'EM KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THE SCORE, AND THAT YOU'VE "BEEN THERE" AND CAN HACK "PUTTING OUT FIRES" AND "TOUCHING BASE."

MAKE SURE YOUR BOSS KNOWS THAT YOU COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU GOT FIRED RIGHT THAT SECOND.

REMEMBER: "OFFICE SPACE: IT'S NOT EVERYTHING I NEED FROM THIS PIECE OF CONSCIOUSNESS"